A splitting headache

Bear attack survivor

“… He’s eating my gristle and he’s gnawing on my head. I was saying, ‘He’s eating my brains. I can feel it…’

Mr. Case is obviously one tough guy to survive this bear mauling and drive himself 25 km to find help.

Nature isn’t all warm and cuddly.

2 Responses to “A splitting headache”

  1. charlotte says:

    This reminds me of this thing I heard about a guy in Poland who was doing kitchen renovations. He fell off a stool and blacked out, then woke up with just a cut behind his ear, so he put a bandaid on it. He went to the hospital a couple days later because of headaches and they did an x-ray to see if he had a concussion, and found out he had a knife blade stuck in his head.
    I have no idea why this reminded me of it though, since it’s only about .5 percent related.
    Oh well, you got an essay, there you go.

  2. Phil L says:

    If the guy finds out he’s got a bear tooth in his head, then it’ll be very related.