It’s Valentine’s Day, so here for my sweetheart is one of my favourite love songs …
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and Forever
We met in a chat room
Now our love can fully bloom
Sure the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me salivate
Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and Forever
Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heaven above
Always and Forever
Always and Forever(stifled sobs)
Yes our love is truly great
Always and Forever
…
(from Kip and La Fawnduh’s wedding scene after the end credits in the movie Napoleon Dynamite … I couldn’t find a video clip but a sound clip can be listened to by clicking here)

LOL! I had completely forgotten about that song. Now it’s going to be in my head all day.
Brilliant, Phil. Best Valentines post of the year, hands down.
Pretty much the best song ever written…gosh.